One fish. Two fish. Old fish. New fish. Everyone likes a good Dr. Seuss story. They are simple and they tell a simple story. If I could tell educational researchers one thing, it would be that it is time to tell a new Dr. Seuss story about online education. Over the last 18 months, we have repeatedly seen the same story, the same points, and even the same data set that is several years old. Even Dr. Seuss knows that we’ve told the ‘One Fish’ story too many times. The one fish story has been told and has over time morphed into the old fish story of eSchools.